Sunday, April 27, 2014

Necessity

Every aging boomer should have a dog and/or cat.

Of course which to get depends on your personality. If you have low self-esteem and require slavish worship and approval definitely get a dog. If you enjoy serving and being disdained, go for the cat.

Both are good for companionship.

And if you are prone to being broke, choose one that will fit your microwave. Emergency protein...







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