Monday, May 12, 2014

Fucking New Phone

My ancient cellphone died. Had to replace it with a smart phone. Samsung Galaxy. No Choice.

Smart phone my ass. It has been nothing but a hassle since I got it.

Phones should make phone calls. I don't want the weather in Ukraine. I don't want people emailing me on my phone. Don't want to play games or listen to music. Sure as hell don't want to watch movies. What kind of moron watches movies on a phone?

Ned Ludd where are you? Call me.
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